Some children are Jia’s Ecstatic Sex (2023) Uncutclearly destined to go on to great things.

Journalist Peter Hartlaub's child most definitely falls into this category.

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Just look at this tweet Hartlaub posted about his son's sugar smuggling antics, and tell us you're not impressed:

That is quite something.

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Unsurprisingly, Twitter had questions.

Some chipped in with parenting stories of their own.

Mostly, though, people were all about the Shawshankquotes.

Andy Dufresne would surely be proud.

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